odoroki_seiteki

"With Real Ultimate Power comes Real Ultimate Responsibility" - Master Fu

Fo shizzle my nizzles,

People come up to Odoroki all time and say "Hey Ninja dude where you been?" or "Ninja guy update your blog" or "Please don't put that in there!". So to shut up annoying bitches I update.

Odoroki very busy, fighting crime is full time job, free time small luxury. Odoroki make a few public appearances, though that goes against ninja code, but seeing as I is living in future ninja code in need of update. I try to live like modern Ninja Batman! He public, yet secretive, no one even know his true identity. I even change my uniform try to make more like superhero, not ready yet but will show to people soon.

Oh before I go's I answer few questions,

Q. Ninja Movie?
A. Yes, stupid people attempt to make "movie" about Odoroki, I not sure about that but it promote ninja in good light so will give a go. I want Vin Disel in main role, they say no and hire some fat guy, I no like that.

Q. How do you feel about the resurgence of ninja in popular culture, ie. AskANinja, Real Ultimate Power?
A. Odoroki not know what resurgence mean but I be liking those sites. Odoroki fully support ninja documentaries, helps kill myths and bring truth back to ninja. They are the historians of our people so I honor them. Me, more like tour-guide of our people.

That all I think of now, catch yo later my bitches.

"In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. This is not Rape. No. Not Rape. Surprise Sex".
- Odoroki Seiteki Ninja.

Odoroki has been kind enough to allow me to photograph sections of his new armor, which I will post, as he constructs it, he believes one day when he rebuilds the Seiteki Clan these photographs will help future generations of Ninja construct armor of their own...he also told me to tell you he's "not a piker".


Above: A picture of Odoroki's Right Wrist Guard, written on it are the ancient texts that ward off evil spirits

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FAQ

Q: What Happened to the Comic?
A: The comic is currently in hiatus, it will return in a different form sometime this year (2005).

Q: Who the hell is Scott-ay/Comrade Russia?
A: I'm Scott-ay, friend of Lacrox and the Surprise Sex Ninja. Comrade Russia was created in the early 80's by the Russian government in response to the rising number of American superhero's, unfortunatley funding for the project was dropped as Russia's economy began to fall, thus leaving the hero with only half his training and half of his powers, he now lives in Australia trying to make ends meet and spread the glory of the motherland one bottle of vodka at a time.

Q: What the hell is season 3?
A: It's been decided that the Odoroki Story will be divided into 3 parts,
Season 1 - The rise and fall of the Odoroki Clan, the training of SSN.
Season 2 - SSN arrives in the present, the battle against evil continues, the search for allies.
Season 3 - The advent of Team Awesome League (name pending), evil shows its true form.

Q: Will there be more than 3 seasons?
A: Depends how well the first 3 seasons do.

Q: Whats the goal here?
A: To tell the story of the Odoroki clan. This will be done through a comic, short stories and possibly a live web series.

Q: What's Lacrox's link to all this?
A: There are some rumours floating around that Lacrox is linked to SSN. This is untrue, Lacrox is just a humble reporter for the Daily Trumpet, he actually mildly dislikes SSN.

Q: What are you recruiting for?
A: Send an e-mail to the address listed and you will find out.


From now on any and all information regarding "Odoroki Seiteki Ninja"/"Surprise Sex Ninja" will be posted here. Posts with the Ninja Icon are posted by the Ninja, posts with the Comrade Russia icon are by Scott-ay.

And so it begins...